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The Random Joke Thread 10 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 0  
Ill put this here for you to post any jokes. You can post jokes you here that day or jokes you have read or just old jokes you like.


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 10 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 0  
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hoooo!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
You.
You who?
You who, is anybody in?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it's freezing out here?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I'm leaving!


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 10 Months, 1 Week ago Karma: 0  
Two oranges walk into a pub and one says to the other

"You're Round"


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 2  
I thought that yoda one was going to be a star wars joke

Hmn ... joke?

Oh, i saw this on Tv once ....

Rice is good when your hungry and want to eat 1000 of something


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 0  
Lol. Rice.


 
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Oh and ... also from Tv ...

There once was a guy playing loud music, and someone started banging on his wall. So, to get them to stop, he shouted.
"I can't let you in! There might be a handle on your side, but there isn't on mine!"


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 2  
I don't know where i heard this one...

How many Rockstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

He puts the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 0  
Lol,
Those were funny, Miyaviforever.
I've got a weakness for corny jokes and puns.


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 16  
hahaa.. the lightbulb series have the dumb blond version.

Question: How many dumb blonds does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Two. One to hold the damage one and the other to screw the new one in.


 
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Re:The Random Joke Thread 4 Months, 3 Weeks ago Karma: 2  
i know one but in slovenian is better
i had to translate it

Two small wooden sticks are walking down the street and they saw one iron stick walking.
One wooden stick said: "look!! it's terminator!!"


 
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